Minty's Resolutions For The NHL

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Minty's Resolutions For The NHL

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I was going to post a link to Terry Frei's ESPN article but it is in most part pretty much a "phoned in" kind of article not really worth telling people to go read. I only post the link here to show that yes I know he wrote a column of the same topic and that I didn't plagerize any of his content.

His rather tame kinda boring half-effort of an article did however get me thinking about what I would have written if given the same topic. So, that is what follows. Feel free to respond and/or post your own!

Minty's Resolutions For The NHL in 2007


Three-for-one: Fans continue to vote for Rory. Rory Fitzpatrick don't cave to the silly pressure from people that you should remove yourself from consideration because of the "sanctity and reputation of the game". Complainers about Rory possibly making it realize there IS no such thing as "sanctity and reputation of the game" it is only important from a monitary angle as a showcase and money maker.

Those who might need more explanation on that third point? Read this: Consider that the game was skipped entirely for two years recently, once due to the stupididty of the lockout and then again because the year after was an Olympic year. While they'll willingly compress/ruin the entire year's worth of schedules to go to the Olympics they won't take three days off to have the All Star Break. So... If you want to say being named means something then why did every skater in the league toil for an entire season without anyone being bestowed with this sacred honor? No game means that nobody gets named to the supposedly merit-based only all-star team? If you STILL think it's NOT all about money then tell me why a corporate sponsor for this year's game was allowed to superceed the league name in the upcoming officially named "Cold-FX NHL All-Star Game" brought to you be 2k Sports?

In other words those of you who think Rory is the "shocking travesty" marring the game here? You should resolve to look around, get your facts straight and/or have your head examined.

Billionaire Owners lose the darn renegade egos already, it is NOT good for the game. Out in New York, Charles Wang should never negotiate directly with the team's players and put every other team into wierd contract situations by using you as example because you feel a need to sign players by decade instead of by year. Bill Wirtz I give you two words: Just Sell. If not that at least allow those in the home market who care to be tortured by the rubbish product you put on ice to at least see games on TV.

Speaking of owners, Mario nobody is going to hand this to you obviously. This should be something you are used to and welcome, not complain about. You should resolve to do what is the best for the team once and for all and not leave it in limbo as it's been since you became associated with it.

Speaking of legacies and being associated with a franchise, Wayne you were an amazing player who was undisputably the best ever at many many things having to do with hockey. You were so good at so many aspect of the game that nobody else may ever be as good at as many things as you were. So it's okay to admit that one of those things you may not be so good at is being a Coach (or a GM for that manner).

An open call to all fans attening game to resolve to realize that your team does sometimes deserve penalty calls. And every time the other team touches one of "your" players they don't. Cheer for your team and NOT against the refs, your team doesn't need a stadium filled with negative energy. Also on broadcasts it's embarrasing. Or, in the immortal words of Randal from the movie Clerks: "Listen to yourself... you sound like an a-hole."

Speaking of the home team, they should resolve to NOT install one of these obnoxious LCD screen rink-board display screens. It's not as if you don't have enough ad space all the way around the boards I guess? I make an official call to the league to resolve to step in on this matter before the rink boards within a few years look like the "ribbons" around the seating areas that fill with 360 degrees of ads every time play stops. :roll: Having these glowing blue distractions inside the boards isn't exactly helping game watchability. If necessary (which they aren't but should a compomise need to be made) make sure to only allow the "roll over" displays like basketball and baseball which are flat non-lighted ads which could have the proper safety level added in front of them. I also fear for what could happen should a player break through wearing metal skates into one of these electrified LCD boards. :cry:

To all teams considering a name and/or uniform change there should be a process by which if more than say a third of your fans respond to a poll and unveiling of a "new look" negatively you will be required to go back to the drawing board and put together three options, one of which will need at least 50% favorable reaction before being allowed to be used officially with the team. Buffalo I'm looking at you, ditto for Milwaukee of the AHL.

I want all hockey players to resolve to dive more to block shots and to keep pucks from clearing the zone. Other than for those purposes however you should all resolve to realize you are becoming a part of the problem if you dive to get calls. Have a little pride fer crizakes.

I want all players to resolve to stop hitting when you know you are putting a player in a position that has a high potential to end up in an injury. Respect other players and know when to pull up. This one is a two-parter though; as a player you should also resolve to not, like the divers, become a part of the problem by turning your back to hits/the boards placing yourself in potential danger to get a call. You and the divers are only muddying the waters.

Related to the above players, previous players and fans alike should all resolve to make your voice heard loud and clear that you simply will NEVER allow a substantive change like making nets bigger which disprespect and make in degrees irrelevant the great records and history of the game.

The above of course involves a resolution to respect the defensive game and this resolution should be taken on by anyone who feels that all the game's ills come down to there not being enough scoring. Last I checked the game is still played on TWO sides of the ice. This includes creating a defensman's defenseman trophy at the year's end, I suggest to name it for recently retired Scott Stevens as the measure of his worth to his team was more than could be measured by his statistical output. It would be good to say to everyone that all contributions aren't easily measured in statistics.

Tying in with the above... Gary Bettman should resolve to step down. Admitting that he's a puppet and lucky to still have a job and/or a scalp is optional. This is then followed up by a key hockey-knowledgable individual like a Ron Francis, Pat LaFontaine, Steve Yzerman or Scotty Bettman (to give out a few potential candidates) need resolve to fill the now vacant slot and boldly steer the game empahisizing most what is good about the game and the league instead of continually trying to find a way to fashion it into something it isn't/shouldn't be.
I guess that's enough :rant: out of me... so to end on a positive note... every hockey fan should resolve two things: First to take a friend who has never been to a live game out to one and get them hooked. You want to grow the game? Start there. Secondly you should do yourself a favor and resolve to find a way to tune into the "Hockey Day In Canda" broadcast coming up on I beleive it's the 13th of Janaury on CBC. It does the hockey-lover's soul a world of good.

And here's one last suggestion: Other TBL Users should resolve to let us know what your Hockey Resolutions would be.
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To steal one from Joe, www.NHL.justgotowned.com


As for my hockey resolution... how about.... more intensity, and less softies in the NHL. (see Minty's point about 'stop hitting' for the opposite of my opinion.)

Also, enough of this marketing in the southern States, you tried, they still don't care. How about you give the game back to people who actually enjoy it? (and I'm not just talking about Canadians this time, I would gladly see another team in the Northern states then say, anything in the south east division)

Which raises my next point, &!#$ that division.
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Personally, I have to completely disagree with the whole Rory Fitzpatrick thing, and for this reason only: What has he done that's fitting of an NHL all-star? I mean if his one point that he got just last night is worthy of an All-Star game, then where are the votes for the 665 other players who have managed to squeak out at least a point this year?
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E5150_ca wrote:As for my hockey resolution... how about.... more intensity, and less softies in the NHL. (see Minty's point about 'stop hitting' for the opposite of my opinion.)
Did you read that whole one or just skim the bold type? ;) It was a follow up on my "I want more diving" point... my point was about repsect for your opponent NOT about lowering the amount of hitting.
E5150_ca wrote:Also, enough of this marketing in the southern States, you tried, they still don't care. How about you give the game back to people who actually enjoy it?
I'm sorry Tom but this just makes no sense... I know it bothers you to have "non-traditional" markets but claiming they don't care is simply not supported by attendance figures or any other measure. You can say you hate it but saying the teams are playing to low attendance and their fans don't care doesn't make any sense. Argue that expansion is bad for the league in general yeah but saying the fans don't care about the teams is wrong. :dunno:
B. Stinson wrote:What has he done that's fitting of an NHL all-star?
I don't think he's worthy in any way shape or form actually. He's a platform for pointing out how stupid it is to claim it's a merit based thing and then let voting of fans decide who is "most worthy" as starters. Every team has their own version of "Vote for your team's All-Star candidates" which are all just less succesful in degree to getting Rory voted in. This is another Bettmanization that is marketing and 'sizzle' flying in the face of tradition and I don't like it. Maybe Rory actually getting in will open some eyes.
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My resolution would be to take away the 'coincidental' penalties of diving and tripping, which is so dumb. A player either dived or he got tripped, you can't have both. There is no sense in even calling the penalty.
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Happy New Years all, just thought I'd chime in!

E5150_ca, I'm calling :bs: on your point about the Southeast Division. Minty is right, it's one thing to say you don't think those teams should be in the league, but to say their fans don't care is just bogus.

Hockey CAN do well in the US. But it won't happen until Bettman is gone. Gary is a marketing guy and he's doing his best to market the game the only way he knows how. The NHL needs a HOCKEY guy in charge before we will see any kind of change.

That being said, I love all the new rule changes. I don't think there should be any more tweaking to the rules done until we play out another full season under this system.

And lastly, the Penguins. MOVE EM! If this were the Flyers or the Rangers or most other teams in the league this would have been resolved years ago and the new areana would probably already be finished. There is something going on behind the scenes in PITT that we don't know about. Obviously, there is a reluctance on the part of local government to give the team any kind of financial support. If that's the case, the league should stop tying the hands of potential buyers of the franchise and let them move it wherever they want. If they can find a group of investors and some government officials willing to make a team work in a new hockey city, I say let em. It sucks for the fans in Pittsburgh, but they have no one to blame but the officials in their city who have had lots of chances to keep the Pens in PIT.

And that's that! My new years rant. Thanks Minty! 8-)
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There's one thing that sticks out in my mind as a resolution the NHL should make:

Lower ticket prices! And I'm not talking about lowering the price for one of the absolute worst sections in the arena, and calling that "lowered ticket prices." I'm talking about taking every seat of every section of every arena, and knocking their prices to an affordable range. -Because what's the point in trying to create new fans, if they can't even afford to come to see the game live?
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The NHL should resolve to firmly punish all those who make our game look like a goonery, regardless of team played for or star status. Darcy Tucker should be permanently banned. So should Reed Low (I don't think he's in the NHL anymore but still!) Dwayne Roloson should be suspended for his groin chop on Rick Nash. Ovechkin should be suspended for his dangerous hit on Danny Briere, etc, etc, etc.

The NHL officials should resolve to call games consistently for 60 full minutes. Different officials may call games differently, but they must resolve to call a game the same way from the very beginning to the very end. This should expand during the playoffs, when a series should be called consistently for all seven games.

The owners should resolve to realize that they are under a salary cap system and that they cannot afford to hand out ludicrous contracts to pretty good or unproven players. The signings of Rick Nash, Roberto Luongo, Brad Richards and so on are creating monetary standards that, if lived up to when signing players of equal or higher caliber, will destroy the NHL's fragile economic balance.

Players should resolve to understand that they cannot expect to make what they would have been worth ten years ago. Part of this will have to be forsaking salary arbitration, which threatens to further inflate salaries to an unmanageable level.

Edmonton Oilers fans should resolve that, on the off chance their team wins another playoff round this year, they will not burn down their city in a puzzling manner of celebration.

Pittsburgh should resolve to keep the Penguins. The fans have done their very best to support the team even through its struggles, and losing a strong US hockey market is exactly what the NHL DOESN'T need.
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Players should realize that most wooden sticks are just as good as composite sticks and they break less.

I can't really talk since I use an Easton Stealth, but they last awhile for me. NHL Players on the otherhand.... :roll:
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Heh! Try and tell a ten year old that. You know the kids who should still be using straight sticks to learn how to handle the puck and shoot PROPERLY

And as for wood...not working so well for Nazzy lately.
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Thanks to everyone for their comments, I hope you enjoyed my :rant:
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